Thursday, January 30, 2014

Because bad weather deserves bad poetry

I'm floating without a bikini
Beside all your rich fettuccine
By now, surely all of
you know my name's olive
And I'm inside a big strong martini

Garlic is perfect to toss
Into awesome spaghetti sauce
It tastes so good I think it's
ok to just drink it
While the pasta makes good dental floss
.

7 comments:

  1. Some spaghetti sauce is runny while others are ao thick! And vermicelli is almost thin enough. I'll ask my dentist next time. Ha. He'll say "lay off the martinis". A crazy fun poem this is.

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  2. Janna...
    Did you just smoke a joint?
    It sure sounds like it.
    Loved your Food Poetry 55
    Thanks for playing, You are like winning the 50-50 at the Super Bowl. Have a Kick Ass Week=End

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  3. I'm eating my bagel for breakfast right now. Think I would like to pour some of your spaghetti sauce over it. LOL.

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  4. Love the silliness! We need it to get through this winter!

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  5. Margaret: Thick spaghetti sauce is usually yummy. When I was a kid I loved the little alphabet-shaped pasta. Fun!

    G-Man: No joints; the insanity is completely natural and permanently embedded in my DNA. I've tried scrubbing really hard but it just won't come out.

    Mary: Actually, if you toasted the bagel with some garlic butter, it would probably be tasty dipped in the sauce. Think breadsticks, only in circular form!

    MamaZen: Yay! Thank you. :)

    edenhills: I agree completely. :)

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