Sunday, May 13, 2012

Things that taste worse than soy cheese:

1.  Giraffe liver
2.  Motor oil
3.  Swollen lymph nodes
4.  Luwak coffee
5.  The armpit sweat of a construction worker on a tropical island
6.  Caterpillars
7.  The spleens of all the people who are thinking "How do you know?  Have you ever tried giraffe liver and motor oil?"
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3 comments:

  1. ShawnSunday, May 13, 2012 at 9:38:00 PM EDT

    On the topic of soy cheese, as part of today's mother's day celebration we had soy cheese cake. Yes, imitation cheese cake. Everybody loved it. I didn't. And I farted.

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  2. nonamedufusMonday, May 14, 2012 at 11:35:00 AM EDT

    Ha, ha, Shawn. I think I'd fart after any of Janna's items. Or hurl. Although with luwak coffee all that's already been done for you, more or less.

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  3. JannaWednesday, May 16, 2012 at 6:26:00 PM EDT

    Shawn: Soy cheese cake? Really? Ewwwww. Wow.

    nonamedufus: True, more or less. ;)

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