Thursday, February 23, 2012

Can you tell I'm hungry?

Once upon a time there was a ferret named Wimpler who desperately tried to decide which he loved most: Pizza, tacos, bacon, or oxygen.

Finally, he decided to combine them by breathing heavily while folding a bacon pizza in half.

Finally the universe made sense.

Despite a few clogged arteries, he lived happily ever after.
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15 comments:

  1. G-ManThursday, February 23, 2012 at 9:54:00 PM EST

    Directory assistance...?
    Can I have the number for Hungry Howies?
    Loved your 55 Janna
    Thanks for playing, You are like the only Paczki left at the bakery, and it's a Custard!!!
    Have a Kick Ass Week-End

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  2. JannaThursday, February 23, 2012 at 9:57:00 PM EST

    G-Man: My favorite is the blueberry paczki. Those things are awesome.

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  3. Brian MillerThursday, February 23, 2012 at 10:38:00 PM EST

    i think i might just be happy for the rest of my life...haha...quite the solution that...

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  4. Yvonne OsborneThursday, February 23, 2012 at 11:15:00 PM EST

    This is so funny! Wimpler the ferret. Sounds like a good name for a children's book.

    Speaking of paczkis, I'll take a custard one.

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  5. JannaThursday, February 23, 2012 at 11:36:00 PM EST

    Brian: The hard part is not making a mess when you pick it up to eat it like a taco.

    Yvonne: I made up the name "Wimpler", but I like it. It makes him sound like a nerd, and I adore nerds. :)

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  6. nonamedufusFriday, February 24, 2012 at 8:13:00 AM EST

    I'd really be happy if the universe made dollars.

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  7. Maude LynnFriday, February 24, 2012 at 11:27:00 AM EST

    And, my search for meaning is over!

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  8. Monkey ManFriday, February 24, 2012 at 12:18:00 PM EST

    I just sprinkle my bacon pizza with Lipitor and it's all good.

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  9. JannaFriday, February 24, 2012 at 1:13:00 PM EST

    nonamedufus: Even if it didn't share them with you?

    MamaZen: Mine too!

    MonkeyMan: What a great idea!

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  10. happygirlFriday, February 24, 2012 at 1:55:00 PM EST

    He's a genius. Now I'm hungry. :)

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  11. The Thirteenth CrossingFriday, February 24, 2012 at 6:41:00 PM EST

    I have always love your 55's. You never fail to entertain me.

    55 Flash Fiction Friday: I’m Late

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  12. author.nara.maloneFriday, February 24, 2012 at 9:16:00 PM EST

    What, no chocolate or coffee? How can that be? :) Enjoyed your 55.

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  13. TeresaFriday, February 24, 2012 at 9:47:00 PM EST

    How fun! What a great read to start the weekend with a chuckle!

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  14. Steve IsaakThursday, March 1, 2012 at 6:52:00 PM EST

    Smile-inducing piece,thanks for that. =)

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  15. JannaThursday, March 1, 2012 at 10:15:00 PM EST

    HappyGirl: Me too! Bacon pizza is great therapy. Except for the calories and cholesterol and saturated fat and carcinogens and whatever else is in there. But hey, it's delicious!

    TheThirteenthCrossing: Thank you! :)

    Nara: Funny you should mention that. When I first started writing this, I included chocolate, but couldn't find an appetizing way of incorporating it into the finished product. :)

    Teresa: Yay! Thanks. :)

    Steve: I guess it's better than inducing vomiting, right?

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