Friday, June 22, 2007

Seven things that have not been in my kitchen this week:

1) Rhinoceros liver
2) Cabbage
3) Haggis
4) The Declaration Of Independence
5) Time magazine
6) Harry Potter
7) A clock

8 comments:

  1. Oh, Janna. Janna, Janna, Janna. You should always have a supply of rhinoceros liver. It goes great with ketchup.

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  2. The clock chimed 5 and Harry Potter arrived for dinner with his copy of Time magazine. Together we read the article on the Declaration of Independence While having a dinner of rhino liver, haggis and cabbage!

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  3. Wait...you mean you don't have a framed copy of the Declaration in your kitchen?

    I'm shocked...shocked I say!

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  4. mmmm.... nothing beats some grilled rhino liver with a side of haggis...

    except adding some rancid ketchup, of course!

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  5. Lynda: Wow, I must have missed that episode on the Food Network...

    Metalmom: Brilliant!

    Travis: Can they deport me for that?

    Morgen: So, would you like haggis, haggis, or haggis?

    Mr. Fab: Another clock? Was there one I lost previously? Have I forgotten something?

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