tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32684556.post770226726196274895..comments2024-01-22T16:33:14.442-05:00Comments on The Jannaverse: Thirteen things I won't be able to do after I turn 38 tomorrowJannahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04827716404911856909noreply@blogger.comBlogger14125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32684556.post-68662549742395345392008-01-13T15:22:00.000-05:002008-01-13T15:22:00.000-05:00Julie: At least until I become senile, yes! :)Julie: At least until I become senile, yes! :)Jannahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04827716404911856909noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32684556.post-48762243187309889152008-01-12T09:44:00.000-05:002008-01-12T09:44:00.000-05:00But you'll always have your sense of humor, huh?But you'll always have your sense of humor, huh?Juliehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01107604432490903700noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32684556.post-73924029497869556242008-01-10T23:31:00.000-05:002008-01-10T23:31:00.000-05:00Meloncutter: So there's still hope for me?Angry: ...Meloncutter: So there's still hope for me?<BR/><BR/>Angry: Were you watching?<BR/><BR/>Mr. Fab: That's what I said!<BR/><BR/>Wayne: Gack!!<BR/><BR/>Morgen: You crack me up!!!!<BR/><BR/>Becky: Happy belated New Years Eve to you too. ...?<BR/><BR/>Lynda: It must be an Indiana thing.<BR/><BR/>Teach: Um, this was MEANT as a humorous post...<BR/><BR/>Pand0ra: Watch out for the lye! It'll getcha!<BR/><BR/>Mimi: Thanks for the song! Why did your dress blow up?<BR/><BR/>Travis: I'm going to need to print that out and make a checklist...Jannahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04827716404911856909noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32684556.post-89503888214491880132008-01-10T21:49:00.000-05:002008-01-10T21:49:00.000-05:00On the bright side, you'll have way more time to d...On the bright side, you'll have way more time to do lots of other stuff, like...<BR/><BR/>...you could learn to gargle peanut butter.<BR/><BR/>...you could go back to the drive thru and flirt with the ketchup guy.<BR/><BR/>...you could build a castle out of toothpicks, complete with a working drawbridge and a real moat.<BR/><BR/>...you'll have way more time to contemplate how much better age 38 is than age 39.<BR/><BR/>Wait...that last one probably isn't helping, is it? Sorry about that. I'll try to think of more wacky oddball stuff you can do with all that free time you're going to have.Travis Codyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06192526507760146748noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32684556.post-36319859276885337892008-01-10T21:48:00.000-05:002008-01-10T21:48:00.000-05:00Standing. Clearing throat. Singing the Happy Birth...Standing. Clearing throat. Singing the Happy Birthday Song. Dress blows up. I go home.<BR/><BR/>You have such an imagination, Janna. I loved this post. And seriously, Happy Birthday!!Mimi Lenoxhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01616635898420835541noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32684556.post-8843912520059558482008-01-10T21:42:00.000-05:002008-01-10T21:42:00.000-05:00I refuse to concede that science will not give us ...I refuse to concede that science will not give us a way to breathe fire and acid upon others. After all, who knows what atmospheres will be discovered out in space in the next 10 years?<BR/><BR/>Yeah, I've been breathing lye fumes again--makes me squirrely.Pandora Wildehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11172595587451936903noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32684556.post-35934616768306407102008-01-10T18:31:00.000-05:002008-01-10T18:31:00.000-05:00Janna, can't you just relax? Huh? :)Janna, can't you just relax? Huh? :)maryt/theteachhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17516961981692076719noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32684556.post-50859895843273196702008-01-10T16:04:00.000-05:002008-01-10T16:04:00.000-05:00I have been changing urine to liquid gold for year...I have been changing urine to liquid gold for years now. What do you mean you can't do it?Lyndahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17007930302730418293noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32684556.post-90657261313993500922008-01-10T13:34:00.000-05:002008-01-10T13:34:00.000-05:00happy new year's eve to ya!!happy new year's eve to ya!!hello haha narfhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07172128004814968237noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32684556.post-3121130555532223532008-01-10T11:33:00.000-05:002008-01-10T11:33:00.000-05:001. Could you travel to Saturn before tomorrow?2. J...1. Could you travel to Saturn before tomorrow?<BR/>2. Just how many enemies do you have, anyway? Besides the ketchup-counting drive-thru boy?<BR/>3. Are we talking like into last week, or are we talking like back into some eventful time in history?<BR/>4. Yarkaboodle. That means "No more ketchup for you, lady" in Icelandic drive-thru speak.<BR/>5. Of course, then gold would be as worthless as piss...<BR/>6. You would need gills that filter out the mystery little floaty red bits that are in Italian dressing.<BR/>7. Your driveway has a ceiling?<BR/>8. Surely you could cure leprosy by tomorrow. Or at least snap off the really bad parts and hide them to make a nice birthday presentation.<BR/>9. Don't worry, NO ONE can explain that shit.<BR/>10. Hell, it takes me almost that long just to type Encyclopedia Brittanica...<BR/>11. You have to add jerky. As in, "Go Gator Jerky!"<BR/>12. Mmmm.... sauerkraut. So, you're saying you don't want me to do a pork & sauerkraut meal when you come to visit?<BR/>13. Hey - you could store him in your bra! That would be cool - keeping your boyfriend right next to the A-1 bottle!Mo and The Purrieshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16654573008006116939noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32684556.post-89896367356798258442008-01-10T08:20:00.000-05:002008-01-10T08:20:00.000-05:00#12? Really? I love Sauerkraut!#12? Really? I love Sauerkraut!Waynehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05308447697581920397noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32684556.post-47623645220928572982008-01-10T06:21:00.000-05:002008-01-10T06:21:00.000-05:00Well, you can't do any of those things now. So it...Well, you can't do any of those things now. So it should be a rather smooth transition.The Ferrymanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12783126440597522073noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32684556.post-1923032224625929032008-01-10T06:16:00.000-05:002008-01-10T06:16:00.000-05:00And you won't be able to truthfully say you're 37....And you won't be able to truthfully say you're 37. <BR/>(But not being 21 didn’t stop you from saying you were for all those years.)Angryhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03167289893343393855noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32684556.post-15321475151766356672008-01-10T05:07:00.000-05:002008-01-10T05:07:00.000-05:00Well, I think you are not completely accurate in y...Well, I think you are not completely accurate in your assessment of what you won't be able to do.<BR/><BR/>In reference to number 2, wait until menopause hits. Trust me. <BR/><BR/>I have a spouse that never thought she could do that either.<BR/><BR/>Later Y'all.Meloncutterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16012190490801494501noreply@blogger.com