tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32684556.post699241150021692464..comments2024-01-22T16:33:14.442-05:00Comments on The Jannaverse: Things to say when you can't afford a cheeseburgerJannahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04827716404911856909noreply@blogger.comBlogger14125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32684556.post-71273844615611994122010-08-23T20:24:36.263-04:002010-08-23T20:24:36.263-04:00MikeWJ: (*gasp*) That was YOU???!MikeWJ: (*gasp*) That was YOU???!Jannahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04827716404911856909noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32684556.post-5680127095077340042010-07-01T11:40:08.494-04:002010-07-01T11:40:08.494-04:00I always forget about sales tax. You know that guy...I always forget about sales tax. You know that guy in the drive through who holds up a whole lane of cars while he searches his floor for pennies and dimes? That's me.MikeWJ at Too Many Morningshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05357719098554598893noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32684556.post-75554476852444541422010-06-30T22:35:32.478-04:002010-06-30T22:35:32.478-04:00MikeWJ: It only takes a buck for you? What about...MikeWJ: It only takes a buck for you? What about Colorado sales tax? It's .06 per dollar here in Michigan. It used to be only .04 when I was a kid. (Now I feel old.)<br /><br />Subby: I just realized I ate an apple this morning without washing it first. (!!)Jannahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04827716404911856909noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32684556.post-9178467243369704372010-06-29T05:14:09.422-04:002010-06-29T05:14:09.422-04:00Janna, as does my Mom( but hold th' onions and...Janna, as does my Mom( but hold th' onions and pickles! )<br /><br />And yes...while handling th' apples. The produce section was th' first place you see upon entering th' store...sooo not the best of impressions!!Subbyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13969166266526522612noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32684556.post-11654134169240057072010-06-29T01:27:08.104-04:002010-06-29T01:27:08.104-04:00It's sad to be so poor that a buck fifty could...It's sad to be so poor that a buck fifty could energize you. It only takes a buck for me.MikeWJ at Too Many Morningshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05357719098554598893noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32684556.post-3053513075382100052010-06-28T23:54:29.013-04:002010-06-28T23:54:29.013-04:00Subby: If only I liked the Whopper Jr. My mother...Subby: If only I liked the Whopper Jr. My mother loves them, but I can't stand burgers with lettuce, onion, or mayo. And without those ingredients it's... wow, it's a cheeseburger.<br /><br />miksplace: **gasp** (!!) A burger without cheese is not a real burger. It is a lonely sandwich without a soul.<br /><br />nonamedufus: Ahhh! Yes, I forgot all about Wimpy!<br /><br />PattiKen: Better yet, just take the whole summer. I'd rather have cooler weather anyway.<br /><br />MonkeyMan: And no cheeseburger either. Maybe we can ask Bill Gates to loan us some money.<br /><br />Subby: Picking his nose while stocking the apples??? (!!)<br /><br />Chris@Knucklehead: Or, <i>"Give me a cheeseburger or I'll make you watch 48 hours of Martha Stewart and Oprah. Together."</i>Jannahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04827716404911856909noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32684556.post-20973140819738403672010-06-28T19:43:02.980-04:002010-06-28T19:43:02.980-04:00Dufus kind of beat me to it, but this could be a &...Dufus kind of beat me to it, but this could be a "Wimpy's Rejected Cheeseburger Begging Lines".<br /><br />"Give me a cheeseburger, and nobody gets hurt."Chrishttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14794712479594188124noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32684556.post-26569297748728843882010-06-28T14:09:35.153-04:002010-06-28T14:09:35.153-04:00Dang! Good reference from noname!
1. If you give ...Dang! Good reference from noname!<br /><br />1. If you give <i>me</i> money, I promise not to pick my nose in public...<br /><br />2. Or scratch...<br /><br />3. Or leer at other people doing the same thing...<br /><br />4. Or rat out the stock-boy in produce ( for picking <i>his</i> nose while putting out th' apples! )<br /><br />#4 actually happened...!Subbyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13969166266526522612noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32684556.post-62619382660558344982010-06-28T13:47:18.290-04:002010-06-28T13:47:18.290-04:00Nonamedufus beat me to the punch. I was gonna whip...Nonamedufus beat me to the punch. I was gonna whip out the old Wimpy line. Day late and a dollar short. No pun. No burger.Monkey Manhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06741294113777908130noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32684556.post-62383387148747098292010-06-28T11:31:20.937-04:002010-06-28T11:31:20.937-04:00Or you could have Wednesday too. That's never ...Or you could have Wednesday too. That's never such a great day for me.PattiKenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02894925987580502697noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32684556.post-43119015836691525312010-06-28T10:33:24.345-04:002010-06-28T10:33:24.345-04:00I'll gladly pay you Tuesday for a ham(cheese)b...I'll gladly pay you Tuesday for a ham(cheese)burger today. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NJ6xBaZ92uAnonamedufushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11818490858598810629noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32684556.post-12753176568229363312010-06-28T05:24:01.518-04:002010-06-28T05:24:01.518-04:00Leave the cheese off and you can afford it quicker...Leave the cheese off and you can afford it quicker, of course now it is just a regular burger.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32684556.post-62844178449356934612010-06-28T05:17:46.227-04:002010-06-28T05:17:46.227-04:00Wait...you'll autogragh the sock or th' ch...Wait...you'll autogragh the <i>sock</i> or th' <i>cheeseburger</i>?<br /><br />***RING,RING,RING***( picks up th' 'phone...to broke to add caller I.D. )<br />"Hullo?"<br />( Relentless telemarketer ensues his/her spiel... )<br /><br />"So sorry but you might try me at a later date...when I've th' money to pay attention...!"<br /><br />Slams 'phone down in disgust...curses feeble lot in life!Subbyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13969166266526522612noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32684556.post-85516695266539322682010-06-28T05:12:36.807-04:002010-06-28T05:12:36.807-04:00Burger King "dollah value menu"~~Jr. Who...Burger King "dollah value menu"~~Jr. Whopper for 100 cents( +tax of course )<br /><br />Just got a refund cheque from th' bank for ( get this... ) $1.85...wow. I can <i>almost</i> get a soda with that buger!Subbyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13969166266526522612noreply@blogger.com