tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32684556.post6190457195085536044..comments2024-01-22T16:33:14.442-05:00Comments on The Jannaverse: Things That Are Naturally Fat-FreeJannahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04827716404911856909noreply@blogger.comBlogger4125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32684556.post-29026737126241769482010-03-04T23:00:56.246-05:002010-03-04T23:00:56.246-05:00Otin: She's still being tested at the lab. H...Otin: She's still being tested at the lab. Her results take longer because she insists on the test tubes being made entirely of diamonds.<br /><br />PattiKen: It was in the memo! I swear!<br /><br />MikeWJ: Ah, but all the BBQ on Mars is 100% fat-free, which is why we've spent so many billions of dollars trying to get there. (I forget, how many centuries did it take for the church to admit Galileo was right after all? It's a good thing I'm not Catholic.)Jannahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04827716404911856909noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32684556.post-87708354213027210182010-03-04T22:54:26.706-05:002010-03-04T22:54:26.706-05:00I don't mean this to sound critical, but yeste...I don't mean this to sound critical, but yesterday I heard Neal deGrasse Tyson, American astrophysicist and charmingly witty director of the Hayden Planetarium, saying scientists recently discovered good evidence for life on the planet Mars. And where there's life, I'm guessing there's some form of the Twinkie and BBQ. Once further tests are done, a scientific review of your post may be required to determine whether bullet point #2 can stand. Unfortunately, it'll probably take even longer for the Catholic church to decide whether you're right or wrong, and you may be on the butt end of inquisition until then. Stay strong.MikeWJ at Too Many Morningshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05357719098554598893noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32684556.post-85223802861147359852010-03-04T09:30:20.210-05:002010-03-04T09:30:20.210-05:00What? The rocket launcher is fat free?! Why didn&#...What? The rocket launcher is fat free?! Why didn't somebody TELL me??!!!PattiKenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02894925987580502697noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32684556.post-79775784369186837622010-03-04T06:16:41.224-05:002010-03-04T06:16:41.224-05:00I didn't see Oprah on your list of fat free it...I didn't see Oprah on your list of fat free items. Any particular reason for that?? heheMikehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03158978490041796686noreply@blogger.com