Thursday, November 14, 2013

And That's When He Started The Next Of His Rants...

Sentences that rhyme with "Mortimer has an odd stain on his pants":

* Which makes it too awkward to get up and dance
* It happened right after he watered the plants
* And now he isn't the best at romance
* Last Sunday?  Identical circumstance!
* Maybe tomorrow he'll have one more chance
* At least his detergent's "stain-fighting" enhanced
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8 comments:

  1. ShawnFriday, November 15, 2013 at 6:40:00 AM EST

    That's very good, but my name isn't Mortimer.

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  2. G-ManFriday, November 15, 2013 at 9:21:00 AM EST

    I'll lay you odds, he came from France!!
    Janna Dear, you are so askew...
    But thats what we love about you!
    Loved your food-free 55
    Thanks for playing, thanks for being so supportive, and have a Kick Ass Week-End

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  3. MaryFriday, November 15, 2013 at 9:49:00 AM EST

    Perhaps Mortimer's name should be changed to Lance! (Smiles)

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  4. BubbaFriday, November 15, 2013 at 10:13:00 AM EST

    None of those rhyme with "Mortimer"

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  5. AnonymousFriday, November 15, 2013 at 2:05:00 PM EST

    Nice rhymes... good play of words. :-)
    -HA

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  6. JannaFriday, November 29, 2013 at 10:26:00 PM EST

    Shawn: You could probably change it for a few dollars and some paperwork. Do they do that up there?

    G-man: It WAS food-free, wasn't it?

    Mary: Poor Lance!

    Bubba: And yet they all rhyme with his pants...

    howanxious: Thanks for visiting! :)

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  7. whallSunday, December 8, 2013 at 12:46:00 AM EST

    "All this makes me miss blogging", he said, as if he were in a trance.

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  8. JannaFriday, December 20, 2013 at 10:20:00 PM EST

    Whall: Come back! Come baaaaack!

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