Poor Squeaky
So, have you ever looked down and realized that all this time there was a dead hamster stuck to the bottom of your shoe and it had been there all day long but you didn't even notice it until someone asked why you were walking funny and the hamster is flat as a pancake and all these kids start searching around shouting "Squeaky? Squeaky, where are you?"
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11 comments:
Isn't this similar to the Richard Gere myth with the gerbil? Oh wait, maybe not.
How do you do it?
Your posts are always so original and seemingly never on the same topic.
Oh, to have a young mind again.
I hate when that happens!
Ugh, that happens to me ALL the time!
Hampsters are really alien spies (they come from the planet Disco which is why they are such great dancers) so you did the world a favor... ignore the children, they're probably not really human either.
Matt-man: I thought so.
Steve: First, I'll need to know all your information about Richard Gere...
GoingLikeSixty: Well, it helps that I am a little crazy.
Metalmom: I know! Especially the squishy noises!
Robin: Does it ever happen to Erik?
Marilyn: I don't think ANY children are human.
Can't say as I have, but hey, the day isn't over yet, right?
Janna, dear...did you take your meds today?
Mr. Fab: What did Squeaky ever do to you?
Square1: Exactly! There's always hope!
Travis: Do gummy bears count?
No, but it reminds me of the time Uncle Biff accidentally locked himself in the closet with the Thanksgiving turkey's giblet bag.
Anndi: Hey, even Uncle Biff needs some "Special Alone Time" now and then.
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